12:32 am: i fall asleep while waiting for geoff to come home from the "romantic epic" with the males of my family.
1:36 am: geoff comes home from the three hour movie, and i proceed to mumble to him about how i got out of a traffic ticket just hours ago simply by shedding a few tears! (wassup!?)
1:57 am: after talking with geoff for quite a while, i notice his hands are webbed and his head feels 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
2:00 am: geoff turns on the lights and unveils his recently purchased ninja suit...
2:47 am: i wake up (again) to geoff shoving a brownie coated fork in my mouth, and begging me to watch the oc with him.
and THAT is why i wasn't on my A-game for turduckin day dodge ball.