I know fathers day isn't for a couple weeks, but this guy deserves an honorable mention. I mean, check this guy out.
Talk about high expectations man. (In his..sorta..defense he later claimed that he shot high because he didn't want to blow any chances of getting a benjamin button motorcycle.) Looks like the shoes I was gonna buy aren't cuttin' it. (Rats! I just spilled the beans, you're getting shoes Geoff.) (Or are you...?)
(Ok I'm done with the mind games, you are.)
Since I'm clearly not good with surprises and already blew it, any other good ideas for Fathers Day gifts? Please guys, I'm not made of money. Let's keep the suggestions under $5000. (read: $50)